Submitted by Melissa Howsam — Correspondent
SECOND-ANNUAL CORNHOLE CLASSIC: Toss some corn in a hole and feed a child. No, not the child's mouth. At least directly. But baggin' one hole will yield food in the other. So, stage your sling squad for Isaac Hunter's second-annual Cornhole tourney, set to raise some silver for Interfaith Food Shuttle's BackPack Buddies Program — where your stellar baggin' skills yield a weekly brimming backpack of essential weekend eats for low-income fams. Drainin' bags not your thing? Bites buses, some Shotgun Betties at the Lonerider tent, face-painting and a kids zone ought to keep you busy. But don't drink and get painted. That could get embarrassing. When: Saturday, noon. $60 team registration. More info
MIRANDA LAMBERT: Back for a Koka Booth encore, the truth comes out a little at a time as country's CMT on Tour headlinin' crooner stages her coup, fires a little "gunpowder and lead," and explodes into a full-blown "Revolution," this time two-ish weeks out of her newlywed nups to Blake Shelton. Special guest Josh Kelley and Ashton Shepherd. When: Friday, 7:30 p.m.; $35, lawn general. $45, pit general. Kids 2 and under are free for lawn seating. More info
SEXY LIBERAL COMEDY TOUR: Wait. When did politics become provocative? Scandalous, sure. Infuriating, no doubt. But sexy? Now that's funny. Sounds like MSNBC guest-personality phenom Stephanie Miller is staging a rollicking revolution. So, prop up at DPAC for some scintillating state of affairs. When: Saturday, 8 p.m. Starting at $25. More info
WHITE PARTY: Somehow the sound of it just makes Billy Idol start looping in your head ... It probably is a nice day for a Idol-ized "White Wedding," but def a better day to kick it in all white, down some sushi and spirits and party. This way when someone says "hey little sister what have you done," it's probably far more easily reparable. As long as you keep it relatively classy. I mean, you'll be in white ... Oh, and it's for the kids, via nonprofit partner Make-A-Wish. When: Thursday, 9 p.m. - midnight at Mura. Tickets in advance: $7, party entry; $10, party and food; $100, VIP Table. At the door: $10, party entry; $15, party and food. More info
